When Bush went to Heaven and met GOD Almighty
printWhen Bush went to Heaven and met GOD Almighty
The day will come when even the most powerful hegemonist has to kick the bucket, will have his last dinner, make his last breath, just short before going up to Heaven or down to Hell, more precisely: In the eternal Paradise or the eternal Fire.
And so it happened with our best Friend, out of God's own Country, religious charm out of the Bible Belt, the most Evangelican anti-abortionist ever seen - and here now it comes, the final Interview, Murdoch Fox TV had the privilege to take for their fine Republican customers, some Masters of the Universe, living in a tumbling nation, bankrupt down to the very bones:
Bush: Hello, dear GOD. I always knew that a good old American with good beliefs in Mohammed, sorry, in Jesus Christ, will end up in heaven, in God's own Paradise. Hope you have here an Oval Office and a White House for chaps of merit like me and Bobby McGhee, ho-ho-ho-ho----
GOD: Well, dearest George, we have a problem here. This is not yet Paradise, this is the Godly Supreme Court, as predicted in your Bible. We shall have a nice talk - first - before ---
Bush: Hey God, where are my best friends? Thatcher, Pinochet, Reagan, Greenspan, Sharon, Berlusconi, Sarkozy, Merkel, Putin ----
GOD: Stop talking nonsense. Sarkozy, Merkel and Putin are not yet dead. Would you have read books, analysis and newspapers, instead of going out for jogging and arrange briefings with Rice, Rove, Rumsfeld, Greenspan and other Wall Street Orthodox Trash, you would know by now. By the way: I always wanted to know why the most stupid politicians of the Globe were jogging all the time ----
Bush: It's easy to explain. Towards the end of capitalism and globalisation, due to break down first of Wall Street, also breaking the neck of Finance Industry, then of normal business with banks, insurance, travel and all the rest, towards the end of human intelligence, it was important that brainless politicians looked nice, slim, sportish, fine, like Hollywood stars. At the same time, brains and intellect were a heavy burden, since no average American, French, Italian, Swiss, German, English, Japanese, Russian or Chinese would ever elect for higher charges persons out of their middle, who would be above average IQ of CHAOS or "Democrazy = Dictatorship of dull majorities" ----
GOD: You are talking of Rene Delavy and his works, now. I sent him to warn humanity from coming collapses in economics, ecology, politics and culture, but that stupid was not able to sell his books. A pity I gave him the name of "De la vie" that means "the one who comes from life". Well let's forget what humanity could have done, not to fall in its final and ultimate Orcus - and let's see what your oeuvre is, dear George Waterboarding Bush.
Bush: I don't know anything of a god-damned Delavy, hell. But I know all about my hegemonic oeuvre. First I convinced the Supreme judges of my father to make me U.S. President against an ecologic idiot with name Al Bore. Than I got the chance of 9/11 by telling my folks that terror could kill each one of them, built up new secret services and supervision of Blacks and Moslems, arranged with Cheney and Powell some wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, convinced my dull majority that without my humble person, those killings would get out of any control, got a second term and prepared with my Friedman and Popper Boys out of Chicago and Berkeley Universities, who killed with Pinochet, Videla and other bloody Dictators some young folks and journalists by hundreds of thousand by torture, the final Hedge Fund craze, to make tumble the whole out-balanced systems of World Finance. By the end, it needed only some sub-prime junk in real estate business, and the shock doctrine of Friedman and Greenspan could start, letting go all nations down to the ground, into bankruptcy of huge companies and States, in order to give us the chance of building new societies, based on individual freedom, happiness for ever, rotten oceans, rivers, lakes, unbreathable air in all towns and a new car and plane industry for the next 10 billion of masses to guarantee happiness of consuming, holocaust of animals, destruction of original forests, making dull all cultures by criminal media, governed by Murdoch, Berlusconi and some other Turners and criminals, being on the side of philosophers like Popper, Marx, Keynes, Habermas, Sartre, Heidegger, Enzensberger, Agamben, Levy, Glucksman, Kagan, Klugman, Huntington, Fukuyama and some other valuable chaps, with or without Stockholm syndromes, who pretended and still pretend to be able to analyse and recognize functions and rules, in short, all realities about a functioning humanity -----
GOD: Stop it, stop it - or go to hell, damn it. Never heard more illiterate quark. It is true that the VIPs mentioned (of which you would not even spell out the names without author's help), were all blind and without a clear view on reality. And therefore, some of the chaps you mentioned, are already there, in hell. However, where the hell did you think, dearest George, would end your role on Earth, as the major hegemonial and massacres arranging President, humans bottomless idiot of the Century, when ---
Bush: I have read my Bible very well. It was very clearly my task, to bury all people who don't believe in my real U.S. God, all those idiots around Iran, Palestine, Russia and China, and the poor chaps down in Africa suffering from superficial views on Religion, allowing with mass folks not to be nourished anymore, even abortion. The matter with Africa was easy: Some chaps of IMF and WorldBank did the job. More of problems we had with South and Central America, but finally CIA and FBI found all tricks to destabilize those Marxist idiots in Mechanic Schools. And for Russia and China it was even easier: Place some Missile stations in Rumsfeld New Europe, take them up in NATO and convince the oligarchs in Russia to take over all Wealth of Ex-Soviet-Union and give it to the west for an apple and an egg, and U.S. hegemony of God's own Idiots will have won the race. For China, let 3000 criminals in Beijing make a fuss about cheapness of products, and during their downfall of capitalism, only some peasants far away from the Mega-Polis will have a chance to survive ----
GOD: Great, I must say, your jogging instead of reading best books of the planet helped you a lot to make the wisest decisions. I wonder why other idiots like Bill and Hillary Clinton, Palin, McCain, Bernanke, Kofi Annan, Obama Barack and Osama Bin Laden did not check the puck either. Any child of 5 years should have been able to see, that the god-damned mechanics on Earth will lead to a complete disaster in economics, politics, ecology, culture - and not one philosopher in the world, not one theorist in economics, not one novel-writer with Dynamite Prize Honours did understand, what would be the end result of the worst intellectual systems out of y choice of several 1000 possibilities. What the hell, believe these idiots, there would be a paradise in heaven wait for such human Junk?
Bush: But, but, but, dearest God, High Priest of the southern Bible belt, responsible of the worst political crimes and mass explosion on a restricted planet: Where were you when it happened: WW I and WW II, Vietnam, Kennedy, McNamara, spoiling money for the poor by Moon travels, arranging all the wars and torturing since Adam and Eve, Jesus at the Cross, Mohammed in Mecca, Gandhi and Singh in India, Mandela and Mbeki in South Africa, Hitler and Kohl and Merkel in Germany, Mussolini and Berlusconi in Italy, Franco and torturing Bulls in Spain, De Gaulle and Sarkozy in France, Berlusconi in Italy, Tenno and Koizumi and Shrines in Japan, Pinochet in Chile, Videla and his generals in Argentina, Sharon in Israel, Greenspan in FED, Sachs in IMF, Cox in SEC, orthodox Jews and Evangelicans at Wall Street, Stalin and Putin in Russia, Mao and Hu and Wen in China, Kennedy, Nixon, Ford, Clinton, Hillary and Palin and Bush in Your own Country - how all this could happen with an almighty God, arranging some different religions in great numbers, killing each other and all natural folks on Earth, all the poor and unknowing people, arranging for a consumers world for highest greed and growth, lowest intellect plus god-damned ethics, deadly ideals of trade and crazy cheapness for which 10 planets would be required, oil and gas reserves used up in 6 generations instead of 10000 ----- My God, are you a FAKE or a criminal?
GOD: I am afraid, Bush, you come nearer to human brainless ideas about what is called: TRUTH. If there were a real God or Devil on Earth or in the Universe, such a system of philosophy and religion could never have existed. It needed only a chance of making out of the best planet in the whole universe, the only one with a species, developed like Homo non-sapiens did, making out of it a true paradise - or let it develop into a real hell of no mercy. You had the chance, you had the writers predicting very late in times, what will happen if the wrong choices will be done, people have always chosen the wrong idiots for politics, science, literature, economics - and now they pay the price. There is not need of a Heaven or a Hell, after life. Humans are like animals and plants. They get rotten over times, unless they are burnt and ashes are all that's left. There is not need for a heaven or a hell of stupids who did not know that there unique chance is their life-time. Each human had his free will, his 20 to 100 years of presence of that Planet Earth - and it is their own will, freedom and feeling for ethics, how they use their intellect, their times, and their talents. Got it, dear George? AND NOW GO TO HELL ---
Bush: I don't deserve to go to hell, I was a fine politician, I did lots of nice things, apart from jogging and killing Iraqis, Afghanis, innocent Arabs in Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib and many of my camps in New Europe, Egypt and some other secret places. I wish and am entitled to stay with God in his Paradise ----
MURDOCH God: Bush, George, keep you god-damned mouth shut. This was only a virtual Interview with God to make increase turnover with our rotten media-world. And you are still alive, sorry to say. I had to invent this new form of Fox-Scrap since I wish to become the richest VIP of billionaires ever on Earth - and for this purpose, my Imperialism of God must grow and grow and grow ----
Now, dear Reader, you finally know what will happen when you die. You will have best chances to get an Interview with Murdoch, Google, Gates, Soros, Buffett or Greenspan. But this is only a guaranteed bank, if you become a famous politician, or a very rich gay, a famous whore of Hollywood, or a starlet of Bollywood, or a fine and cunning finance players at Wall Street, Bahnhofstrasse, Las Vegas, Monaco, London, Washington, Moscow, Hong Kong and other bank secrecy tax evasion paradises for richest human trash --- Or even better. Look out for any Bush, Kennedy, Clinton, Putin, Blair, Brown, Merkel, Berlusconi, or even some super-natural Diamond, Moore, Susan George, Meaney, Al Bore or any other Dynamite Prize Holder with wrong views on reality, much of good will but zero feelings for future real developments, very low instincts, almost no intellect, especially with regard to the survival of a rotten mass product of evolution, mastered by God Almighty and Darwin.
Do you wish to know more about Reality? Just read your Bible or the Koran or some scripts of Buddha or present high IQ philosophers of pragmatism. There you will find all you have to know, in order to understand life, mechanics of Chaos, justice, human behaviourism, politics of Popes, burning females and towns, rotten ecologic and economic theories - and thus all about developments into the future of brave Human mankind, never seeing the year 2100 to come.
Rene Delavy, Berlin and Bournemouth
Author of "CHAOS" / "PLADESNIEKANT" / "Macht x Dummheit = Selbstzerstoerung" / "Rough-State USA" / "Limits and future Tragedy of Obama" / "Criminal acts in politics, ecology, culture and religion" / "End of capitalism - Smoke in the brains of VIP" / "DOHA Round - End of Globalisation" and several other books and articles