Once upon a Time we may have a dream with Obama
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Once upon a time, a silent dawn was coming over the lands, followed by days of sunshine, big fun, nicest dwarfs, huge business and all folks of the world were happy.
Then a terrible storm rushed over the lands, it was dark, biting wind was whistling over planes and oceans and through all lands - and all folks and animals got frightened and asked for rescue.
Came a bright and nice-looking handsome guy, and started his Sermon:
"Yes, we can! We can have a dream, we can change storm into sunshine - you need no Dreamers, but best of Leaders in the world, and we shall again have: ---- Lots of Sunshine, big fun, nicest dwarfs of bankers, hugest business at Wall Street, become happiest with masses of folks, soon some10 billion, almost all living in mega-cities, all driving big cars and dreaming about lots of time to fly around for shopping. I am the ONE to rescue you: Huge growth and turnover again with Finance packages in Hedge craze, cash flows in figures exceeding any imagination, surpassing other business, dear stupid, you may call Real Economy, by the factor of 20. We cure Ecology - you shall see in future only clean rivers full of fish, agriculture of ethics full of cattle to eat, deregulated banks full of money, and my experts coming from dream factory Hollywoodesk Wall Street will, with aids from experts Red Indians Bollywood, plan a new world, after your beloved GW Bush burnt the lands down to the ground."
The applause of his folks was so wild, Barack had to stop for a while, before explaining the world any further:
"Came this unforeseeable storm, not guessed by the ones who were paid for weather control - and hegemonial animals drew through all lands crying victory. But now, we will fight all terror we produced where ever it comes from: Taliban and Hamas and Germans and other Idiots a 1st time, we shall shatter Vietnam a 2nd time, torture to death the youth and intelligentsia of anti-freedom posts around Argentina, Chile, Brazil and Middle America a 3rd time, and let hack in pieces Lebanon and Gaza and Westlands for a 4th time, and the European idiots will pay for the damage caused by us a 5th time----"
His happy electors were yelling and clapping hands, before a hilarious Republican shouted:
"Hey, new Leader of greatest liberal intellect, when will you make shut the mouth of those idiots that pretend, about a 6th time generation following the former five since 1900, having altogether brought out of its balance the whole geo-sphere of our planet, making the reproach to USA of having poisoned water and air in a way, that not with quadrillions of Dollars, other nations could cure and be able to reverse the coming droughts, water-floods, super-storms and monster-waves in the rest world?"
The new Maximo-Leader looked grim, stemmed his hands in his hip and toned in terrible voice:
"Don't believe in what some skunks try to tell you, dear Rush - just continue to get life-quality on dull schemes, based on happy infotainment instead of schemes of ethics, coming from intellect and leading to the same end: 99,999 percent of average folks cannot be wrong. Remember what GW Bush and Ronald Reagan announced, repeated by some Coulter and Limbaugh brains: "We shall always overcome, we never will have any problem with environment and finance. You are able to hear the cash birds singing and see the finance experts of rating agencies dancing?" - Folks, THIS is your world, too beautiful and too big to fail. No, truly, look around your homes you had to give up: Immense oceans, some 25000 miles of walk if you start in one direction to come back from the other side - and you will seize it finally: It's impossible to spoil such wide Texas areas. Believe in God of Bible, believe in GW Bush, believe in Ratzinger or any other one-god device, shariating to be throwing stones on your females under towels or teaching some other orthodox firing bombs on Gaza. Friends, believe in any of your political leaders or CEO, believe in Murdoch Fox TV and similar high-end press of world Media and you will see - HUMANITY STILL HAS ITS BEST DAYS IN FRONT OF YOU----"
A young and rosy boy with a bright appearance, at the hand of his mama Hilton of Paris, sitting naked there in the VIP area, covered by a very expensive fur of seldom animals, in spite of the heat, yelled:
"Hey, bin Barack, something must be wrong. A guy of little importance wrote recently: The geniuses of Wall Street, instructed from City of London, with Tax fraud aid of Zurich Bahnhofstrasse, Ackerman ignoring re-valuation of bank Deutsche Mark out of Frankfurt, Hu and Wen Olympic bluff out of Beijing and other State dreams out of Tokyo and Dynamite Heads from Mumbai, they all invested in a horrible finance-system, where out of brass could be generated purest gold, out of Adam mud the best Homo non-sapiens ever, out of nothing some dreams of future director's cut - can this Chap be wrong altogether?"
The new U.S. genius found this question so hilarious, that he needed minutes to respond. Finally, Obama tried to look as wise as any other well-trained ape would do, and answered with very low tones, because he wanted the blind mass to listen carefully to his so important words and rare intellectuals not getting the clues:
"My God, don't believe anything you hear, Boy! - I assume you want to refer to the famous ABS, CDO and CDS and other zero-values of Junk, all the brass Wall Street Schwarzenburgers wanted to transmit in favour for all of us into gold, for all times. In fact, the Hedge investors with their trillion-bets on stock exchange scales, subprime mortgages on rotten houses, exhausting future masses in resources and raw material, but promising to be tripling profits at the same moment, on real estate and all car factories of the globe, were dead right: Banks in all lands announced increasing quarterly profits in billions and we all became richer. Even the Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, those we did not kill before, the new Indians and some other Arabs, inclusive Kissinger's non-Marx Russians outside Rumsfeld New Europe, became happier, richer, got more and more of finest optimism. They all increased turnovers and profits over years and years, because our land USA wanted consume like hell against State debts, our best experts got bonuses in billions for selling gold out of brass, sitting behind their computers from the morning to the evening spreading junk over the Globe - and the sun was shining, birds whistling and populations exploding. Putin was happy, Sarkozy was happy, Berlusconi was happy, Hu and Wen and Singh and Koizumi and Sharon and Friedman and Popper were happy, all philosophers of all times were happy - and dead-stupid idiots around Marx and Keynes and Delavy got a lesson they will never forget----"
Paris Hilton clapped hands, so did Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates, Buffett, Soros, Krugman, Fukuyama, Pinochet, Geithner and Summers, Tom Cruise and Madonna and other scrap-brains - in short, the huge masses in front of the CAPITOL, spreading down to the White House, sneaking around corners to World Trade Center, reaching Wall Street Stocks and other happy buildings, that nice U.S. Mass clapped hands, applauded like hill and the whole hegemony folks shouted:
"After our adored GW Bush who was best friends with Europe, Russia, China, Islam, Israel, Taliban and all the rest, we finally have again a new Hero, a Master Piece, a new Maximo-Leader, respected and beloved by all folks on a lost and rotten Globe."
And the Maximo-Leader felt now secure, surrounded by equal-to-him, folks average of dull Majorities - and he seemed happy like a dog in front of his daily pot - and so he cried spontaneously:
"Listen folks - don't be afraid, we shall have a Change, from mass destruction of a planet to mass destruction of future savings for your children. Learn from our Youth that from the morning to the evening get instructed on their computer screens, how in future, poor could kill the richest VIP, but those have still the money and security forces - and so they shall continue shattering the poorest. I told you before: Middle class should have become rich according to the theories of Greenspan, Bernanke, Paulson and Friedman, but due to the wise decisions of Chicago University, they also will become poor, until 90 percent of folks will be there to, kicked in the bucket of poverty - and now they will give nice lessons to the greedy few. The ones to whom we have left a rotten and lost globe, the young masses, will try to kill the older ones, responsible for this mess, but those have more experience and cash, shall get rid of the younger ones. Very soon, Females will remember that they got stoned and burned alive by West and East Religion doctrines, for sex and crimes, males would be taken for Testosterone Heroes - and so, the Genders will try to kill each other. This will resolve the problem of explosion of masses. But Males had always more intellect - and as you can see now, nice Collapses in economics, ecology, culture, politics, philosophy, are becoming daily routine, the making gold out of brass too, happiness out of Yes, we can Stupidities anyway. You see: Humans are on the safe side of the river of Babylon, we shall not perish, we shall not ruin ourselves."
The masses were very impressed from this speech, since they did not get one percent of it, and in all cases, they were accustomed to be lied at them all year long. Some bright students, however, boo-ed like hell and some tried to run over the security guards of CIA and FBI in order to tell such a night-mare Dreamer some nice truths. But Barack bin Obama, as the very clever politician he was, reacted immediately as taught in any course for rhetoric:
"April, April, this was only to look if you were still awake. My true program goes like follows: I shall go down to London, and with the most powerful Statesmen of all times, called G-20, I will try to make good for the dreadful errors in the past by IMF and Worldbank. You can be sure that with help of the theories of John Maynard Keynes and Karl Marx, we shall overcome, have sun, fun and nothing to do, like in old times of endless freedom of markets. We shall again invest trillions of future savings and try to rescue the bankrupt banks, insurances, hedge funds, old age pensions. Then again we shall produce billions of cars and planes. Mass cheap consumption on a restricted planet will be re-started again, we shall use up all oil wells and gas chambers under the ground, and when exhausted, we will have soft solutions of energy by wind, water, solar and other scrap ideas, that all will find their limits at thousands of impasses with regard to material and feasibility. But our beloved and adored Oslo and Stockholm egg-heads, responsible for today's mess, do not yet have the slightest idea how to continue and come out of mud - but sometime in your future, another Hero of impossible Hollywood-Las-Vegas Dreaming will be standing in front of you and tell you all the successes we would have achieved with G-20 landings. Already my ancestors of Africa said: Out of mud we cannot make clear water for 10 billion of dreamers. They were right. Don't believe in those who predicted the end of humanity due to impossibilities of schemes, that could never work under no conditions whatsoever. Give your vote to me, because I will arrange all changes you need. Yes, I CAN, if you truly believe into future. And now go out in the rain and storm, look out for a new springtime, new monster-cars, useful air travels to any lands you wish, feel happy and save - and believe in all the outstanding human Heroes, this Globe is still able to make pop out of the dark---"
And people of the world were happy again, felt optimistic like hell, believed in all the paroles of a Murdoch world of TIME and NEWSWEEK and other intellectual scrap, with their ideologies of survival of the fittest, the eternal song of Reaganomics, Friedmanism, Keynes-Marxism, Bushism, Putinism, Obamism - all other -ISMS of brainless Masters of Universe, out of highest rated Universities on this globe, the best being found in the USA.
Masses were kept quiet for a while with some cunning stuffs, generated in dream factories and childish killing-fields play-stations producers - and all could have gone on in times of brightest happiness - if not such idiots of wrong truths would write idiotic books about some Real World, Real Economy, Real Ecology and Real Philosophy.
Once upon a time, a dawn was coming over the lands, followed by days of sunshine, big fun, nicest dwarfs, huge business and all were happy.
Then came a terrible storm, it got dark, fierce wind was whistling over planes and through the lands - and all blinded and superficial thinking folks and all innocent animals got frightened - and asked for rescue packages.
Rene Delavy, Berlin and Bournemouth
Author of "CHAOS" / "Italian Singer made by Mafia" / "Sarkozy and Putin and Brown are humans too" / "Forget Tax Fraud - apply it in your favour" / "Heavy stuff in modern Fairy-Tales" etc.