Nausea with Charlotte Roche's Bestseller: "Feuchtgebiete"
printNausea with Charlotte Roche's Bestseller: "Feuchtgebiete"
Charlotte Roche has written a German book that risks becoming the greatest Bestseller of all times. Title of her book: "Feuchtgebiete". This can hardly by translated in English, because it is harder than it sounds - not just "Areas of moisture". What Roche meant to write, in German, is based on the books contents, best translated in other languages by: "Between wet and slippery female vagina and anal area".
This is exactly what Charlotte Roche wants to express in between the binding of the book that says on all the pages of her writing: "Fuck me, play with my asshole, enter in my unwashed vagina that shall stink like pest, don't feel disturbed about my haemorrhoids etc." With childish voice full of energy, grinning like hell, Roche reads passages from her book in large halls full of eager folks listening to her and applauding heavily. Four-letter words come in masses, and some have even more letters: "shit, arse, fuck, drop, anal, lick, slime, hair, vagina, penis, tail, mushy, hole, cue", and other verbal scrap - all this fucking language must be mentioned in that bestseller, replacing fantasy in explaining what real sexual lust could also be....
The peculiar thing is that WOMEN in the public seem to be, as was written in reports about public lecture of Charlotte Roche, full of admiration and fun about these new tones on sexual intercourse and habits, whereas young and elderly MEN wonder what's all about. No wonder, since men guessed so far that female sex would always have something to do with romantics, forbidden entering in the corps of a woman, feeling lust like hell. What more is: Men assumed, if with intellectual touch or not, that book-writing has to do with fine arts and not with obscenity of lower taste.
What does this female writer gossip - to explain Sex and Lust?
The more life on Earth proves to become critical, the more seem females to get superficial in mind. And so, literature too is heading ever more towards pure escapism.
Don't let me be misunderstood: I like erotic and pornographic writing when done with style and having to do with more than just entering with a penis in any hole, a hot woman may offer to the other sex. And I was sure until this very day that the soft kind in love and erotics of woman presents exactly the spell, female persons could exercise over men. And now, female writers are on the edge of destroying all illusions, much to the pleasure of other females who seemed to have been forced in "lovely tunes" when in fact they wanted nothing but pure sex, like any whore who does it for money and most time without any lust.
I make a bet: This literary hype will be ended before it has started for good. Such a book cannot be repeated without having the effect of being highly bored to death, about the ever same mechanics in female sex. Any porno journal risks transporting more erotics and may have more attraction for leading to sexual lust than this terrible odd book "Feuchtgebiete". I assume that my girl-friend was right when she recently said: "Women can't write about sex without losing control."
I have recently seen a documentary about "forced handling" of many men and women all around the world: That psychiatric TIC forces quite intelligent people of controlling anything they do, the whole day long: They clean themselves many times a day, control keys, money, contents of apartments or Lady-bags etc., hate material other people had touched before etc. etc. This new sickness or insanity is terrible for people suffering from FORCED thinking in numbers, places, orders etc. Here my proposal for working against forced actions like writing some "Feuchtgebiete".... Just do for some time the contrary of your forced actions, just do it, just get disorderly, lose all your money, get sick from "dirty" matters you touch - and you will be cured. Promised. I was under forced spells myself, some 50 years ago. Got rid of stupid habits and tried to be normal, well knowing that not one person on this globe achieves to stay really normal.
Coming back to moisture. In my letters with title "Sexy World I to VI" I tried to make understand what sex is in any parts of this world, in Singapore, Hong Kong, Thailand, Ceylon, Philippines, Paris, London, Spain, Munich, Geneva etc., as a romantic adventure that would be unforgettable for the two lovers. Or when I was writing about horrible experiences with children violation and torture, gay anal matters spreading AIDS or weekend swinger-clubs practices. Or about final death and suicide of whores in a Far East town, at the end of their "careers" when no longer demanded by "Gentlemen", possessing no old age fund, simply not existent, brothel pimps having taken all profits in their pockets earlier.
There are ways to write about sex, intercourse, love, porno, prostitution and life of the two sexes that add to quality in life and will remain in memory for very long time. And there are forms of writing that seem to be part of a life without sense and soul, as it becomes more and more practice in a world where everything of value, nature, animals, landscapes, water, air, and character are changed in a garbage and junk world of zero value and sense.
Until now there was hope that at least sex between man and woman would not become pure junk and of zero value, also prostitution, even with little girls and boys has taken over the command on many areas of this slum-world. This last illusion is now taken away and not, as could have been assumed, by an American senselessness how so many found its way over the two Oceans to Europe or to Japan/China - no, this new female "philosophy" of having pleasure in the muddy filth of unwashed asses and vaginas found all its way from Germany in all languages this voyeuristic humanity is talking.
At least, the world in literature knows now what has to be written to place a wonderful bestseller in all lands. Let's forget about education, style, language, experience, commonsense, philosophy, good sound and noble feelings, forget all about lust, secrecy of sex and being so different, as a woman, as a man, having completely different structures in brains, what made so far the spell of sexes, the rational way of looking at life by males, the social-feeling way of looking into reality of females, just break down the difference on smell between the "Feuchtgebiete" between legs, and the world will be full of admiration for so much "courage" and "sense for realities", especially when coming, to everybody's surprise from a pretty young woman.
What will be next? "Vordringender Schwanz" (penetrative penis) or "Kalt-Arsch" (cold ass) or "Nicest Copying of Pinochet torture Methods" or "Voluptuous Women and their wet Wishes"? Hell, literature has become as common and simple as theatre and films were, since some years, on their way to get ever more meaningless. A critical path to less sense and depth in arts, when more should be required, since there seem not to be secrets and silent fantasies anymore in arts, in a suffering nature, in an ever more uniformed life, worldwide, and finally in relationships between the two sexes and their real feelings, on a world that risks falling in pieces, every year a little bit more and faster.
Sex is becoming as boring as all the rest. So please, leave us the last illusions about some secret hours we may still have in life, when a man meets a sexy woman....
René Delavy, Berlin and Bournemouth
Author of "CHAOS" / "Sexy World" / "Sex-Geschichten eines Flegels" / "All scientific Nonsense of Homo sapiens" / "La Miseria totale - Italia" etc.