René Delavy

Free Shoe-Thrower Muntazer Al-Zaidi - immediately!

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Free Shoe-Thrower Muntazer Al-Zaidi - immediately!

Free Shoe-Thrower Muntazer Al-Zaidi - immediately!

No, this was not Hiroshima - Al-Zaidi did not throw an atom bomb on GW Bush, but only his two shoes - and there are some adequate reasons for this kind and soft action:

1st Shoe is the prize for:

 

America: Something went wrong. Al-Zaidi making the job, instead of 250 million Americans throwing shoes on the destructor of hegemony, of Wall Street market, leading into Milton Friedman trap, creating ecologic world got out of balance or a formerly reasonable China tumbling in neo-liberalism, or building a new war-gurgle NATO area in North- and South Caucasus?

 

2nd Shoe is the prize for:

 

Rest of World: Why not sending some Czech missiles on GW Bush - for his terrible crimes, losing all cash and honours of USA, but winning the esteem of Israelis and hate of all Arabs, further throwing away all respect of Europeans, the love of Russians in fear for Polish Rockets, winning only for restricted time the 3000 Congress in Beijing with worthless U.S. treasury bonds, Africa buried under IMF "rescue" packages, not with 0,25 percent interest but at times over 10 percent from poor African peasants - My GOD, why did an Iraqi throw shoes - instead of all other above mentioned victims of U.S. Politics?

 

Who was Muntazer?

 

As nobody knows, Muntazer is disguised Barack Bin Laden. Only the CIA Body-Guards of GW Bush tortured so long until that poor man "confessed" - and so they broke his bones, his chest , violated him and some other things, brought the guy to a branch of Holiday-Inn Guantanamo, better known as Abu Ghraib, and water-boarded respectively applied other Mengele methods on the living body, our poor hero had to suffer over days, like thousands of others in New Europe, Egypt, Israel, Iraq, Afghanistan, Cuba and other "unknown" torture camps of the USA.

 

Now Friends, this is enough: The only person to be water-boarded for good reasons should be GW the Greenhorn - himself.

 

Misinterpretations of a friendly Fire-Act

 

It is not known that the intentions of Al-Zaidi (not to be confused with Al Bore) were good and completely misinterpreted: The shoes of him were full of gold because this Iraqi wanted pay the prize of his land for the nicest Freedom-action ever undertaken by a Kitchen Cabinet out of Washington. No, the Cheney Cabinet did not want the OIL of the land, nor influence over Islam and Arab folks, not even assistance for Israel against Palestine, Lebanon, Syria and Iran folks.

 

The USA only wanted to help the poor chaps, living under horrible and torturing dictator Saddam Hussein. Muntazer Al-Zaidi was the only journalist in the Middle East, understanding that this U.S. action has a price and thus, he wanted to give GW Bush the Cash back, in form of gold, in a way, nobody would guess what's going on.

 

So, free this Hero of Free Press - being honoured from Palestine to Indonesia:

 

Muntazer Al-Zaidi has great merits and deserves the Prize of Dynamite

 

1.  for his Video on You Tube make laugh the whole world

2.  because his deed convinced the world that justice can be done outside Supreme Court

3.  for learning that re-born Christians can be humiliated with non-born shoes

4.  for helping tourist industry, counting visitors by millions in Baghdad Conference room

5.  because Obama Bin Barack will learn to duck decently - in future.

 

A lame Duck ducks in view of immanent danger

 

Never 50 days have been longer than the terrible time from December to January 20, 2009. And so, some worried editors and writers try to cheer us up with funny actions. One of the finest was the stunt with flying shoes during a minstrel mess between two hypocrites, showing harmony, when in fact the ever same lame President of Iraq should have jumped at the war-gurgle of a lame U.S. Duck.

 

I think GW Bush was under-valuated during his time of 20 years of mastering the Universe (was it less? - it seemed like 20 years). The way this man was able to escape the shoes of Muntazer, full of gold, showed all the elegancy, best reaction time, Taliban defend tactics, grinning Hollywood Masks, all this expressed in nice words towards his body-guards: "Don't kill him! Waterboarding and Pinochet methods of Guantanamo would do ----" - all this shows us a great character in politics, ethics and philosophy of the highest kind.

 

Conclusion

 

Whoever wanted to get rid of GW Bush, throw him out of Politics, will soon cry a river when new Al bore Barack will show up and tell eternally the same slang: "Yes, we can! We can have a change. We can change Wall Street in a Shoe full of Gold. We can engage Mustazer as our Secretary of State instead of Hillary, because this man has courage, morals, sense for justice and he has friends in Islam and other kind of Berlusconi-tanned people, our nation did despise under GW so much ----"

 

If you expected a nicer story for Christmas, short before the last nice New Year's EVE, followed by a New Year DISASTER of 2009, making tumble the whole world system down to hell, well, under these conditions, any story about any nice character should be honoured, especially by chaps around Wall Street who originated by the end of Marxism a new phenomenon: A masterpiece of a Finance Clash, not even foreseen in the Bible or predicted by Nostradamus ----

 

Rene Delavy, Berlin and Bournemouth

 

Author of "Conspiracies - Da Vinci or Dan Brown Code" / "World Finance Crash - Perpetrators - not Saviours" / "Zimbabwe - Cruelty and Stupidity as World Principle" / "Democrazy = Dictatorship of dull Majorities" etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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