René Delavy

Barack and his Folks on MARS

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Barack and his Folks on MARS

Barack and his Folks on MARS

Barack Obama and his Folks on MARS

 

 

 

Now, we have again a genuine and brave U.S. President - after Ronald, Bill and George. It was only a question of time, this man of power would not only pretend to overcome with help of God any bubbles on Wall Street - no, he also deleted the virtual bankruptcy of United States.

 

Now he brings his folks new hope and pride - some voyage to MARS. Great!

 

Remember the promises of Americans to the World:

 

- The Fathers of Constitution promised the Golden Town on the Hill.

 

- Eisenhower promised eternal peace after WW II and no war in Korea.

 

- Roosevelt promised a New Deal that was older and more ineffective than Keynes.

 

- JFK promised a voyage on the Moon and war in Vietnam and less terrorism.

 

- Nixon promised stop in Vietnam and a diner for democrats in Water Gate building.

 

- Ronald Reagan promised Star Wars over Soviets and Neoliberal Stock exchanges.

 

- Clinton promised freedom of sex and nice speeches after presidency.

 

- White House Hillary promised not to creep in the you-know-what of Netanyahu.

 

- Sarah Palin promised a Tea Party and to do it better with Israel and Gaza as Hillary.

 

- GW Bush promised democracy in Iraq, Iran, Israel and Afghanistan and Friedman richness.

 

But then, came a new Hero, the best of all Yes-we-can chaps with name Barack Obama and promised saving USA from bankruptcy and leading his folks on the Golden Hill of Mars.

 

This is much better than believing, his dull Americans would like to finance Health Care for the poor and Republicans would not call it - Maoism, Marxism or Palinism.

 

Yesterday, I went with my dogs over the land. It was hot and they were thirsty and so they drank silent water full of flies in a little forest. And I just hoped, they would not get sick.

 

This reminds very much of USA: Instead of clear water of commonsense, moderation and logics, the Americans followed GW Bush with his idiotic Friedman economics, and they increased the misery by applying under Obama some State breaking Keynes economics. As a result Americans have to cure their sickness by drinking Tea given on Parties by witches and masters of Universe, like Palin or Beck.

 

Well, the TRUTH is: USA are in fact just as broke and finalized as California of Schwarzenegger.

 

And the folks of USA have just as much money after the Crash, for international travels, as the Eastern guys from Ex-DDR, Hungary, Czechoslovakia, Poland and all the rest, who believed in driving Mercedes and lots of travels with cruisers, big cars and planes, after changing from communism to capitalism.

 

Well, after the Crash in the City of London, the English don't have cash anymore for travels and free ways in the Skies, not only because of the Island disaster with finances and his volcano - same goes for Germans, West and Eastern part of it, Spain, Netherland, Sweden, Finland, France - even the rich Swiss have less money to destroy our planet with billions of flying miles, required to keep rotten Airlines in heaven and prevent bankruptcy.

 

Well, there is no problem for Switzerland, Monaco, Las Vegas, San Francisco and other holiday resorts: The richest Chinese and Indians are coming on cost of their slaves. And they do not yet fly on the Moon or Mars. No, they make "Europe in 7 Days".

 

They can do it as long as the Bubble of China has not yet exploded. And Indians can do it, as long the richest folks let pay their luxury by the other 95 percent of always poorer getting population.

 

It goes down on Earth - but up on Mars.

 

Barack Obama just invested the FED money of the next 10 generations, not yet for Mars, but for the banks like Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch and UBS, and so there is nothing left for health care, rotten infrastructure of America, for AIG, General Motors and Ford and all other Main Street Americans. That's why people will elect next time the Republicans for Congress and Sarah Palin or Rush Limbaugh for President.

 

And in about 30 years from now, any American who wants to have his dreams fulfilled, books an airplane for a flight on Mars.

 

That's politics of the finest, when the world is in its free ride down to hell right now - in economy, ecology, politics, science, culture and all the rest.

 

Thanks Obama for having copied Roosevelt, JFK, GW Bush, Ronald Reagan, Palin and Putin. Go on with such politics, and your voyage in history books will be genial. Thanks again.

 

Rene Delavy - Berlin and Bournemouth

 

Author of "The best and the worst Presidents" / "Hit-Parade of State Crimes since Jesus" / "China and his final Bubble" and some other VIP stories.

 

 

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